A BOOGIE

The other night, Aydan was sitting on my lap, I was sitting on the couch talking to Mariano. Diego was on. As Mariano and I were talking, I noticed Aydan picking at his face. He was using hand to apparently dig though I did not know that at the time. Then his hand dropped a little south towards his mouth, then he lowered his hand all together. I am just watching and he begins to munch on something. Mariano is on speaker phone. I asked Aydan what he was eating and he turned to me and said "A boogie." Mariano starts laughing his head off off because he understood him. Aydan then proceeds to stick his tongue out to show me and is really proud of himself. There at the tip of this tongue was a boogie!!! Talk about gross, I about dropped him out of my lap because it was so nasty. He then got a Kleenex and put the boogie on that and then threw it away. All the while, Mariano laughing on the phone. Glad that he got the laugh!! Which I do laugh about it now but it was close to hurling when I saw what I saw...

That I believe was on Sunday night. Tuesday night, we are at Arby's. Mom and Dad was in the hospital and I offered to bring them supper. Mom chose Arby's, which by the way has the #1 Roast Beef sandwich ever. They now have a $ menu but I didn't pay any attention to that this time. We get our food, sit down at the table and Aydan has to go pee pee. Perfect timing by the way. So I don't want someone throwing our food away, so I leave our jackets. We both use the bathroom, wash our hands and go back to the table. We are almost finish eating when Aydan says that he now has to go poop. Perfect timing..here we go again to the bathroom. People might have thought that we had issues. Aydan is pooping and he is always curious about if he pooped a big one or a little one. As he is straining here, he is telling me that it is a big one!! He takes pride in the size of his dump! After he is threw, I wipe his bottom and didn't see anything. I am thinking that it is a phantom poop and it has slid on down the hole where we can't see it. Aydan gets up and there lays the biggest you know what I have ever seen!!! So big, I take a picture of it on my camera because I just can't believe this. He had to have cleaned out his whole entire intestines. I mean, how long could his be at this stage??? So I go to flush and guess what, it doesn't budge!!! We flush again, no movement, and again and again and so many that I don't know how many times. It was like his poop had suction cups on the bottom. So how do you explain this to your toddler about flushing your poop down the toilet?? So I am sorry for who had to get it down but I did leave it.

I text my brother Scott because I thought he would get a big kick of it and ask him what he would do in that situation. He didn't answer the question but was in unbelief shock at the size of the you know what!!!!